I am an Artist. I am a Lesbian. I am an Eclectic Pagan. I am a Photographer. I am a Hylian. I am a Bohemian. I am a Maverick. I am a Bartender. I am a Fighter. I am Clever. I am Open Minded. I am Creative. I am Curious. I am Irish. I am Sarcastic. I am Protective. I am Loyal. I am Territorial. I am Bad-Tempered. I am Epically Awesome. I am Shane William. I Win.
I do not like Fluffies. I do not like Fundies. I hate sock monkeys. I do not want a man, nor do not need a man, I love women, women love me. Keep your religion to yourself, and I will keep Mal to myself. Just because you do not understand Art, does not give you the right to tell me how to create it. Respect me and my boundaries, and I will respect yours. If you disagree with any of this, I highly suggest you hold your tongue verbally, or else you wish to hold it physically.
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My Christmas is not complete without listening to this song periodically throughout the day. Best Christmas song ever.
MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS! - By Relient K
School’s out christmas break.
Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruit cake.
Off to grandma’s it’s so boring.
Screaming kids and grandpa snoring!
My aunt margret’s lost her mind!
Trippin on a train set have another box of wine!!!
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry freakin’ christmas!
I must be on santa claus’s shit list!
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss.
Shoot me now i’m sick of all my relatives! (relatives relatives)
Have a merry merry merry freakin’ christmas!
Uncle richard he’s a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo!
My cousin ashley her singing really sucks!
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux!
My brother’s wife is really hot!
She pulled me in the bathroom
I hope we don’t get caught!
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry freakin’ christmas!
I must be on santa claus’s shit list!!
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss!
Shoot me now! i’m sick of all my relatives! (relatives relatives!)
Have a merry merry merry freakin’ christmas!
We haven’t even opened our presents yet
Now it’s time to start….
I’ll fake a smile ‘cause it’s going back to walmart….
(sweetie are you ok in there?) (ohhh…)
It’s gonna be a merry merry freakin’ christmas!
I must be on santa claus’s shit list!!
Shoot me now! i’m sick of all my relatives! (relatives relatives!)
Have a merry merry merry freakin’ christmas!
Merry freakin’ christmas!
(i’m santa w. clause and i approve this message!!)
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My Christmas is not complete without listening to this song periodically throughout the day. Best Christmas song ever....
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